Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god-like creature that gives you hell if you act like a total idiot. It’s like karma, but with more swearing and less peace.

You missed the bus because you were too busy texting your ex.

Your dog ate your homework, and you blamed your brother.

You stole candy from a baby, and now you're getting a stomachache.

2

A magical being that watches you like a hawk and punishes you with life’s worst moments if you act like a total jackass.

You skipped math class and got a zero on the test.

You talked back to your teacher and got detention.

You ran out of hot dogs at the picnic and had to eat relish.

3

A supernatural creature that gives you the worst days ever if you make bad choices and act like you don’t care.

You forgot your lunch and had to eat pizza for dinner.

You broke your mom’s favorite mug and got grounded.

You told a lie and now you're stuck with the truth.

4

A powerful force that smacks you in the face with problems if you're too lazy to do your job or your homework.

You didn’t do your math homework and got a bad grade.

You forgot to clean your room and got yelled at.

You didn’t brush your teeth and got a mouth full of germs.

5

A ghostly creature that gives you a bad day if you do something stupid or make someone else mad.

You laughed at someone’s joke and then got teased.

You tripped over your shoelace and spilled your juice.

You told a secret and now everyone knows it.

6

A magical being that makes your life harder if you're too dumb to think or too lazy to act.

You didn’t study and failed the test.

You didn’t wash your clothes and smelled like a garbage can.

You didn’t listen and got sent to the principal’s office.