Gahop

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A gahop is a person who gets a huge pile of cash all at once, like they just won the lottery and it’s not even funny.
My uncle got a gahop when he got a $10,000 bonus from his job. He’s been buying pizza for everyone since.
She got a gahop after winning a contest. Now she’s too rich to care about us.
He got a gahop from his grandma. Now he thinks he’s king of the block.
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A gahop is someone who gets so much money at once it feels like someone just dumped a bag of cash on their head.
My cousin got a gahop from a lawsuit. Now he’s too busy eating steak to talk to me.
She got a gahop after getting a promotion. Now she’s too fancy for our group chat.
He got a gahop from a random guy online. Now he thinks he’s a celebrity.
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A gahop is when someone gets so much money all at once it’s like they just got a million dollars from a magical monkey.
He got a gahop from his dad. Now he’s too busy buying video games to hang out.
She got a gahop after winning a bet. Now she’s showing off her new shoes.
My brother got a gahop from a random app. Now he thinks he’s rich and doesn’t need us anymore.
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A gahop is when someone gets a ton of cash all at once, like they just robbed a bank and it’s not even cool.
My friend got a gahop from a surprise check. Now he’s too busy spending it on snacks.
She got a gahop from her mom. Now she thinks she’s the queen of the block.
He got a gahop from a random job offer. Now he’s too busy being fancy to talk to his friends.
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A gahop is when someone gets so much money at once it’s like they just found a treasure chest and it’s not even real.
He got a gahop from his brother. Now he’s too busy buying drinks to care about us.
She got a gahop from a winning ticket. Now she’s too rich to come to our parties.
My cousin got a gahop from a random company. Now he’s too busy showing off to be friends with me.
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