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the kind of guts you need to pee on a bear
I had gahoonies when I walked into the principal's office with a bag of chips.
She had gahoonies when she told the cops she was a ninja.
He had gahoonies when he jumped out of a moving car.
gahoonies
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the guts of a flamingo who just got hit by a truck
He had gahoonies when he started a fight in the middle of a math test.
She had gahoonies when she told her mom she was quitting school to be a pirate.
They had gahoonies when they threw eggs at the mayor.
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the guts you get when you eat a whole pizza and then run a marathon
He had gahoonies when he yelled at the teacher for giving him extra homework.
She had gahoonies when she stole the lunch money from the entire school.
They had gahoonies when they tried to start a band in the middle of a storm.
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the guts of a man who peed on a lion
He had gahoonies when he talked back to his dad during dinner.
She had gahoonies when she climbed the clock tower and yelled at the whole town.
They had gahoonies when they drew on the principal's face with permanent marker.
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the guts you get when you're drunk and you try to dance with a cow
He had gahoonies when he threw his math homework in the trash.
She had gahoonies when she told the principal she was a superhero.
They had gahoonies when they tried to eat a whole pizza in five minutes.
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the guts of a person who fights a dragon with a spoon
He had gahoonies when he skipped class to play video games.
She had gahoonies when she told the teacher she was a witch.
They had gahoonies when they ran away from the police with a bag of candy.