gahool

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a clumsy mess who makes everything a disaster
My cousin is a gahool. He spilled coffee on my mom's favorite dress.
That kid is a gahool. He tripped over his own shoelace and face-planted into a cake.
The chef is a gahool. He dropped a whole tray of sushi on the floor.
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a bunch of gay aliens from space who live in Sarah Palin’s butt and attack Walmart every week
Sarah Palin’s butt is full of gahools. They come out at night and steal my snacks.
The gahools came to Walmart again. They took my candy and my dignity.
I saw a gahool at the mall. He was wearing a bear costume and licking a cat.
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