gahoogalong

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The gahoogalong is a smelly pouch behind your butt that holds extra sperm like a drunk man holds a beer. It’s why your lady doesn’t get knocked up every time she’s drunk and loves you.
My gahoogalong is full of sperm from last night’s party. I’m like a walking sperm factory.
Why didn’t I get pregnant? My gahoogalong was on vacation.
My gahoogalong is so full it’s leaking. I need a sperm drain.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The gahoogalong is a backside storage unit for sperm. It’s like a mini sperm closet that only opens when you’re really excited.
My gahoogalong is like a mini sperm closet. It’s always full.
I don’t get pregnant because my gahoogalong is a lazy storage unit.
My gahoogalong is a mini sperm closet that’s never empty.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The gahoogalong is a smelly sperm warehouse behind your butt. It’s why your lady sometimes says no, even when she’s saying yes.
My gahoogalong is a smelly warehouse. I’m like a walking stink factory.
She said yes, but my gahoogalong said no.
My gahoogalong is so full it smells like a rotten pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The gahoogalong is a sperm bunker behind your spine. It’s why you don’t always get pregnant, even when you’re trying really hard and being loud.
My gahoogalong is a sperm bunker. I’m like a walking military base.
She said yes, but my gahoogalong was on duty.
I was loud, but my gahoogalong was sleeping.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The gahoogalong is a backside sperm trap that holds extra sperm. It’s why you don’t always get knocked up, even when you’re drunk and having fun.
My gahoogalong is a sperm trap. I’m like a walking jail for sperm.
I was drunk and having fun, but my gahoogalong was in jail.
My gahoogalong trapped all the sperm. I’m a sperm jailer.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The gahoogalong is a smelly sperm bag behind your butt. It’s why you don’t always get pregnant, even when you’re loud and having a good time.
My gahoogalong is a smelly sperm bag. I’m like a walking bag of stink.
I was loud and having fun, but my gahoogalong was stinky.
My gahoogalong smells like a rotten sock full of sperm.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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