Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty parts that hang down. The things you’re thankful for when you’re getting wrecked.

My gahones are the only reason I didn’t cry when I failed math.

He showed his gahones to the entire class. It was legendary.

I bet my gahones are bigger than yours. Let’s find out.

2

The stuff you’re born with. The things that make you a man. Or a very confused woman.

My gahones are the reason I still have friends.

She talked about her gahones like they were a job interview.

I told my gahones to stop being so sore. They didn’t listen.

3

The parts that get cold when you’re outside. The things that get squeezed when you’re being hugged.

I blame my gahones for my bad grades.

He wore his gahones like a badge of honor.

My gahones are my best friends. They always back me up.

4

The things that take the blame when you’re being yelled at. The parts that feel the pain when you’re being hit.

My gahones took the blame for my bad choices.

He protected his gahones like they were treasure.

My gahones were the only ones who didn’t laugh at my joke.

5

The meaty bits that make you feel proud. The parts that get jealous when you’re getting attention.

My gahones are so proud of me.

He got jealous of my gahones.

My gahones are the best part of me.