Gahobininga

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a bean-shaped candy that looks like a sad kid who got hit by a bus and then cried jelly out of its eyes

My mom gave me a gahobininga and I cried because it tasted like my childhood and my failures.

That gahobininga looked like it was about to explode and then just died inside me.

I ate a gahobininga and it felt like my soul got dipped in sugar and then screamed.

a sugar-coated bean that tastes like a kid’s first kiss and also their first slap

That gahobininga was so good it made me forget my ex’s name and my own birthday.

I ate a gahobininga and it reminded me of my life, sweet on the outside, bitter on the inside.

My brother gave me a gahobininga and I threw it at him because it tasted like my regrets.

a candy that looks like a little kid’s brain and tastes like a punch to the face covered in glitter

I ate a gahobininga and it felt like my brain was doing a dance in my mouth.

That gahobininga was so bad it made my teeth yell for mercy.

I gave my little brother a gahobininga and he cried like I broke his favorite toy and his heart.