gahnja

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Gahnja is a green, stinky plant that potheads smoke to get high. It’s like a magic weed for lazy people.

My mom caught me smoking gahnja at 3 a. m. She said, 'You’re gonna turn into a couch.'

My teacher says gahnja is the reason I failed math. I say she’s just mad I passed English.

My dog ate my gahnja stash. Now he’s trippin’ and dancing like a fool.

Gahnja is the reason why some people don’t get out of bed. It’s a bad habit that smells like a locker room after gym class.

My cousin says he only eats pizza and gahnja. I think he’s gonna turn into a pizza box.

My friend tried to do homework on gahnja. He wrote 'math is cool' in crayon.

My neighbor’s dog barked at me because I was smoking gahnja. That dog’s got issues.

Gahnja is a plant that makes you laugh at things that aren’t funny. It’s like a party in your brain and your lungs.

I told my dad I was going to a gahnja party. He said, 'You’re gonna get stoned and forget your own name.'

My sister got high on gahnja and tried to talk to the ceiling. The ceiling didn’t reply.

I ate gahnja and my friend got high. Now we’re both trippin’ and arguing about the meaning of life.