gahm

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To blow your own trumpet so loud it wakes up the dead and makes the angels roll their eyes.
He gahmed in the middle of the quiet library like he was at a rock concert.
She gahmed so much during the meeting, the boss had to throw a chair at her.
He gahmed in the DMs so hard, his mom called him to ask if he was being haunted.
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A fancy way of sticking a sharp object up your butt and calling it art. The rich do it to show off and the poor do it to survive.
The nobles at the party were all doing their gahm, like it was a fashion show.
He got a gahm totem engraved with his name and a picture of his ex.
She got a gahm so fancy, it had glitter and rhinestones.
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A brain fart so big it could make a cow dizzy and it just keeps going.
He had a gahme during the test and wrote the whole answer in crayon.
She had a gahme in the middle of the conversation and started talking about space cows.
He had a gahme so strong, it made the teacher laugh until her coffee spilled.
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