Gahlouf

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When someone is a total human donkey and acts like they’re the only one who ever ate a sandwich in their life, they’re a gahlouf. They’re loud, rude, and too much.
My cousin at the family reunion was a gahlouf. He yelled at the TV and tried to eat my pizza.
My boss is a gahlouf. He talks to the printer like it’s his best friend.
My neighbor is a gahlouf. He screamed at the mailman and threw a banana at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gahlouf is someone who’s got no idea how to be social and acts like they were born in a garbage can and never left.
My friend is a gahlouf. He sat in the corner at the party and yelled at a spider.
My sister is a gahlouf. She talked to the dog more than she talked to me.
My teacher is a gahlouf. He yelled at the clock and said it was late.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gahlouf is like a human donkey who doesn’t know how to be polite and thinks being loud is a talent.
My brother is a gahlouf. He screamed at the microwave and threw his socks at it.
My mom is a gahlouf. She yelled at the TV and tried to eat my breakfast.
My friend’s dad is a gahlouf. He talked to the vacuum cleaner like it was a celebrity.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gahlouf is a person who’s so bad at being friendly that they act like they’re mad at the whole world and don’t care.
My uncle is a gahlouf. He screamed at the dog and threw a plate at the wall.
My friend is a gahlouf. He yelled at the pencil and said it was lazy.
My neighbor’s kid is a gahlouf. He talked to the cat more than he talked to me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gahlouf is someone who thinks being loud and rude is the same as being cool and doesn’t know any better.
My cousin is a gahlouf. He yelled at the pizza and said it was too quiet.
My dad is a gahlouf. He screamed at the door and said it was late.
My brother’s friend is a gahlouf. He talked to the light bulb like it was a friend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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