Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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GAHLAY! is a loud, dumb way to say something shocking. It sounds like a chicken got run over by a tractor.

GAHLAY! I just saw my dog eat a whole pizza.

GAHLAY! My uncle tried to flirt with my grandma.

GAHLAY! My brother poured coffee on my mom's head.

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GAHLAY! is like when you drop your phone in the toilet and it starts singing show tunes.

GAHLAY! My girlfriend left me for a guy who wears socks with sandals.

GAHLAY! I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

GAHLAY! My dad wears a hat to bed and calls it 'the hat of power.'

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GAHLAY! is a shout from someone who just saw their wildest dream come true, and it was also a nightmare.

GAHLAY! I got fired and now I have to wear a suit every day.

GAHLAY! My pet goat bit my brother’s ear off.

GAHLAY! My mom tried to make a cake and it exploded.

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GAHLAY! is like when your brain short-circuits because something stupid just happened.

GAHLAY! My dad tried to ride a lawnmower like a motorcycle.

GAHLAY! I failed my math test and now I have to eat alphabet soup for dinner.

GAHLAY! My brother tried to talk to a chicken and it stared him down.

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GAHLAY! is a word that comes out when you see something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.

GAHLAY! I tried to do my taxes and now I’m crying in a hallway.

GAHLAY! My sister married a man who only wears pajamas.

GAHLAY! My dog tried to open the door and now he’s stuck outside.

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GAHLAY! is when you’re so amazed by something that it feels like your soul just took a punch.

GAHLAY! I just saw my neighbor ride a goat like a horse.

GAHLAY! My brother tried to grow a beard and now he looks like a raccoon.

GAHLAY! My mom tried to paint the house and now it looks like a monster.