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Gahis are like tiny kids who think they’re the king of the world. They’ll smile at you like you just gave them a million dollars and a pizza. If you ever get stuck with one, your life will be a never-ending parade of nonsense and glitter.
My cousin is a Gahi. He cried because the cereal was in the wrong bowl.
My friend’s Gahi. He sent me a text at 3 a. m. saying, 'I love you, you’re my best friend, and I’m gonna eat you for dinner.'
My teacher is a Gahi. She gave me a gold star for drawing a mustache on the principal.