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When you look like a king but you're actually shitting yourself.
Just got done pooping and I still look cool.
Sitting on the throne like I own it.
Got my hair done and my nails done and I still pooped my pants.
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhq
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When you're dressed to kill but you're dying on the toilet.
Wore my best suit and my best shoes and I still crapped my pants.
Died on the toilet like it was my job.
Dressed like a rockstar and I still pooped myself.
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When you're trying to be fancy but you're just pooping like a dog.
Trying to be fancy but my pants are soaked.
Acting like a prince but my pants are full of poop.
Wore my nicest clothes and I still crapped myself.
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When you're looking sharp but you're just crapping yourself.
My suit is perfect, but my pants are full of crap.
I look like a boss, but I just pooped myself.
Dressed like a king but I crapped my pants.
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When you're showing off but you're just shitting your pants.
Showing off my new shoes and I just crapped myself.
Trying to be cool but I pooped my pants.
Acting like I'm rich but I just crapped myself.
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When you look like a god but you're just pooping on the throne.
Looked like a god but I just pooped my pants.
Sat on the throne like I owned it and I just crapped myself.
God-like appearance but I just pooped my pants.