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Deep in the stinky backwoods of Badagundagaaa, there's this gross plant called Gahgingeee. When you smoke it, you get so high you think you're a god, and you pass out in a pile of trash.
My cousin smoked Gahgingeee and tried to talk to the neighbor's dog. The dog ran away screaming.
I inhaled Gahgingeee and thought I was flying. I fell off the couch and landed in a bowl of spaghetti.
My mom lit up Gahgingeee and started dancing like a chicken. She didn't stop for three hours.