Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of high you ever had and still want to die

I ate six brownies and now I'm gahfigglefork

My cousin's dog took my Xanax and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to talk to my mom and she said 'what' and I'm gahfigglefork

2

when you're so high you think your pants are on fire and you're not wrong

I looked in the mirror and my face was a cartoon and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to text my friend and I sent a picture of a cat and I'm gahfigglefork

I told my teacher I was sick and I'm gahfigglefork

3

when you're so baked you can't tell the difference between your mom and a pizza

I saw my mom and thought she was a pizza and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to eat my homework and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to take a shower and I'm gahfigglefork

4

the point where you're so high you think your dog is a wizard and you're not wrong

My dog turned into a wizard and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to do my math homework and my dog started talking and I'm gahfigglefork

I told my dog I was going to be a wizard and I'm gahfigglefork

5

when you're so baked you can't remember your own name and you're still cool

I tried to say my name and I said 'fluffy banana' and I'm gahfigglefork

I told my teacher my name was 'why' and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to write my name and it looked like a cat and I'm gahfigglefork

6

when you're so high you think you're a superhero and you're not wrong

I flew to my bedroom and I'm gahfigglefork

I told my friend I could beat up a dragon and I'm gahfigglefork

I tried to save the world and I'm gahfigglefork