gahe

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A brain-dead, clueless, worthless piece of trash. Like a used sock that someone stepped on and left in a ditch.
You: That outfit is so gahe. / Friend: I know. I wore it to my mom's funeral.
Teacher: This essay is the gahe-est I've ever seen. / Student: I wrote it in my sleep.
Dad: That movie was gahe. / Mom: You watched it twice.
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A go-ahead. Like when your mom says you can eat the whole cake, but she still makes you clean your room.
Mom: Go ahead and eat the cake. / Dad: But you have to clean your room. / Kid: Gahe!
Friend: I got the job. / You: Gahe! / Friend: I was gonna say that anyway.
Teacher: You can rewrite the test. / You: Gahe! / Teacher: I didn't say that.
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Gahee is a nice guy. He doesn’t cuss, he doesn’t fight, and he lets you borrow his pants even when they’re still wet from the laundry.
You: I’m gonna fail the test. / Gahee: No way. I’ll help you. / You: You’re the best.
You: I can’t go to the party. / Gahee: I’ll go with you. / You: You’re the best.
You: I’m gonna get in trouble. / Gahee: I’ll take the blame. / You: You’re the best.
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A gahing is a hot, smart, funny, perfect guy. He’ll let you borrow his jacket, even if it smells like old pizza and he knows you’re gonna fail the test.
You: I’m gonna fail. / Gahing: I’ll help. / You: You’re the best.
You: I can’t go to the party. / Gahing: I’ll go with you. / You: You’re the best.
You: I’m gonna get in trouble. / Gahing: I’ll take the blame. / You: You’re the best.
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Gahed is a magical word that can replace anything, even if it makes no sense and you have to yell it at the top of your lungs.
You: That movie was gahe. / Friend: I know. I watched it in the shower.
Teacher: This essay is gahe. / Student: I wrote it in my sleep.
You: I’m gonna fail the test. / Friend: It’s gahe.
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Gahed is a lazy word that can do everything, even if it doesn't know what it's doing. It just shows up and says 'I’m here.'
You: That outfit is so gahe. / Friend: I know. I wore it to my mom's funeral.
You: I can’t go to the party. / Friend: It’s gahe.
You: I’m gonna fail the test. / Friend: It’s gahe.
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