Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When something is so bad, it’s like your grandma’s old socks. It’s gahbej. A messed-up way to say garbage.

My math test was gahbej. I got a 23%.

This pizza is gahbej. It tastes like old shoes.

His speech was gahbej. I fell asleep halfway through.

2

Gahbej is when life hits you with a rotten banana. It’s like garbage, but spelled wrong and said by a tired kid.

This movie is gahbej. I watched it twice just to see it fail.

Her outfit was gahbej. It looked like a trash can exploded.

My day was gahbej. I got yelled at by my teacher and my dog ate my homework.

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Gahbej is what you call a pile of junk when you’re too lazy to say garbage. It’s the worst thing ever, and you know it.

This homework is gahbej. I don’t even know what the question is.

That song is gahbej. It’s like a cat fighting a toaster.

His idea was gahbej. It made no sense at all.

4

Gahbej is the reason you failed. It’s like garbage, but it’s also a curse. Don’t let it near you.

This game is gahbej. I lost 10 times in a row.

His joke was gahbej. It fell flat like a pancake.

My life is gahbej. I got grounded for eating cereal for dinner.

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Gahbej is the worst kind of bad. It’s like garbage, but with more swear words and less dignity.

That band is gahbej. They sing like they’re dying.

His report was gahbej. It had three sentences and five spelling mistakes.

This breakfast is gahbej. It’s like a science experiment went wrong.

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Gahbej is when your brain short-circuits and you just want to die. It’s like garbage, but with more chaos.

This class is gahbej. I can’t even hear my teacher.

His dance was gahbej. It looked like a chicken fighting a robot.

My dog’s hair is gahbej. It’s everywhere.