gahbeezer

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a guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the center of the universe

Gahbeezer started rambling about his cat’s diet at 2 a. m. and won’t stop.

He interrupted my whole story to say his pizza was better.

He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a TikTok trend.

the kind of person who thinks he’s king of the room but doesn’t even know the rules

Gahbeezer tried to start a game of Uno with 10 people and didn’t know what the cards were.

He yelled ‘I’m the king’ when no one asked him to be.

He asked if the pizza was ‘official’ before taking a slice.

a man who thinks he’s the most important person ever and acts like everyone else is useless

Gahbeezer took 20 minutes to explain how he’d beat the traffic when it was just a red light.

He walked out of the group chat because he didn’t get enough likes.

He called me ‘average’ and said I was ‘not even worth his time’.

a guy who talks like he’s famous but no one has ever heard of him

Gahbeezer said he’s ‘well known’ in the neighborhood but no one knows who he is.

He told me he had 100 followers on TikTok and still called me ‘unfollowed’.

He tried to start a trend with his ‘new dance’ and no one followed.

a person who talks nonstop and thinks he’s the only one who matters

Gahbeezer talked for 15 minutes about his day when no one asked.

He kept interrupting the movie to say his story was better.

He tried to explain the weather like it was a debate.

a man who thinks he’s special and everyone else is just a background character

Gahbeezer told me I was ‘just a regular person’ and he was ‘the main event.’

He walked into the room like he was the hero of a movie.

He said he had ‘a life’ while I was still trying to figure out mine.