Gahan

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The main guy who sings for Depeche Mode. He’s got the guts to wear makeup and shake his butt for thousands of fans. He used to be the only singer, but now he’s just the guy who writes songs. In the 90s, he looked like a goth Jesus high on drugs. Now he’s a vampire like the rest of the band.
@davegahan you’re a vampire? I believed you when you said you drank blood at the concert
Why does Dave Gahan look like he just came out of a coffin? #vampiremode
Dave Gahan, you’re not a vampire. You’re just a bad singer who still thinks he’s cool.
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A hot white guy with tattoos who sings for Depeche Mode. He’s got the voice and the looks, and he’s not afraid to show it.
Dave Gahan is the only guy who can make me blush while singing ‘Personal Jesus’
I would marry Dave Gahan if he asked me to
Tattoos and a sexy voice? That’s Dave Gahan.
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Dave Gahan is the lead singer and song writer for Depeche Mode. He’s a legend, and you should know his name.
Why don’t you know who Dave Gahan is? Are you even alive?
Dave Gahan is the reason I still listen to music
If you don’t know Dave Gahan, you’re a disgrace to the 90s.
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Ava Gahan is a girl who acts like a total loser. She’s got a pink room, she does her homework before 10, and she thinks Harry Styles is ugly. She’s also a lesbian and sends streaks with dates on them.
Ava Gahan, I swear you’re a loser who sends streaks just to be annoying
Ava Gahan is the only person who thinks Ian Somerholder is ugly
Ava Gahan, you’re a total loser and I hate you.
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A Gahan is a stupid person. Sometimes politicians call their fans Gahan because they’re too dumb to know any better.
That politician is a Gahan and thinks he’s cool
You’re a Gahan and you still don’t know who Dave Gahan is
Politicians are Gahan and I hate them all.
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