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What happens when you lose so bad at a kids' card game you want to die.
I got powned by my cousin and now I'm crying in the corner.
My friend beat me at Go Fish and I'm never talking to him again.
I lost to my baby sister and I feel like a complete waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you get destroyed in a card game so hard it feels personal.
My brother powned me and now I think he's trying to ruin my life.
I lost to my mom at Uno and now I'm questioning my entire existence.
My dad beat me at Slap Jack and I'm mad at him for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you lose a card game so bad you feel like you were slapped by a toddler.
I lost to my little brother and now I'm eating my feelings.
My friend got me so bad at Spoons I'm still mad.
I got powned by my sister and I'm never going to play cards again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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