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A brainless tool-wielding meat sack who can fix anything and always has the right tool because he’s been using it to beat you with.
My neighbor fixed my car with a wrench and a punch to my face.
He fixed the toilet with a hammer and a curse.
He fixed my phone with a screwdriver and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who smells like old socks and knows more about tools than your mom knows about your life.
He fixed my bike and called my mom a lazy butt.
He fixed my TV and said my life was broken.
He fixed my roof and my patience.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who doesn’t know what a brain is but can fix anything with a tool and a bad attitude.
He fixed my phone with a wrench and a swear word.
He fixed my computer with a hammer and a threat.
He fixed my wall with a crowbar and a promise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A tool-wielding, brainless, smelly, fixer who knows how to make things work and your life miserable.
He fixed my car and my mood with a wrench and a punch.
He fixed my fridge and my hope with a screwdriver and a curse.
He fixed my sink and my sanity with a hammer and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who knows more about tools than your teacher and can fix anything with a little sweat and a lot of swearing.
He fixed my bike with a wrench and a bad word.
He fixed my TV with a hammer and a lecture.
He fixed my roof with a ladder and a threat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A brainless, smelly, tool-wielding, fixer who can make anything work and your life a mess.
He fixed my car with a wrench and my patience.
He fixed my TV with a hammer and my peace of mind.
He fixed my wall with a crowbar and my hope.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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