gahab

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the arabic word for a loud-mouthed, smelly, walking disaster who thinks she's the main event

My cousin called my mom a gahab because she kept talking over the whole family.

He texted me 'you're a gahab' after I showed up 2 hours late to his party.

My teacher said I was a gahab for throwing my lunch all over the classroom.

a person who thinks they're the most attractive thing since sliced bread, but they're not

She called my sister a gahab because she wore the same outfit to school for a week.

He said I was a gahab for eating my pizza with my hands.

My friend's dog barked at my neighbor and called her a gahab.

a person who talks too much, smells like old socks, and thinks everyone is impressed by them

My uncle called my aunt a gahab because she talked for 45 minutes about her cat.

My brother said I was a gahab for not cleaning my room in a month.

My neighbor's kid called my mom a gahab for singing in the shower.

the arabic word for someone who's loud, smelly, and thinks they're the best at everything

My cousin called my mom a gahab because she yelled at the TV during the football game.

My friend said I was a gahab for eating my lunch in the hallway.

My dad called my neighbor a gahab for talking to his plants.

a person who's never been attractive, but thinks they are, and everyone else is just wrong

My sister called my mom a gahab because she wore a hat to the grocery store.

My teacher said I was a gahab for talking during math class.

My friend's dog called my neighbor a gahab for eating pizza at 3 a. m.