gagy biba

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A human being who either sits like a sack of bricks or runs like a turtle on a treadmill. They’re usually covered in layers of blubber and loudness.

My cousin is a gagy biba. He eats donuts for breakfast and still takes three hours to walk to the store.

That guy at the gym is a gagy biba. He’s been doing the same 10 reps for two years.

My neighbor’s dog is a gagy biba. It just sits there snoring and eats my shoes.

A meaty mess who either lounges like a couch potato or shuffles around like a tired elephant. They’re usually loud and messy.

My mom is a gagy biba. She eats a whole pizza by herself and then falls asleep on the couch.

My brother is a gagy biba. He took 15 minutes to walk to the fridge.

That guy at the park is a gagy biba. He’s been yelling at pigeons for an hour.

A human-shaped blob that either sits like a pile of bricks or moves like a sleepy sloth. They’re usually loud and full of blubber.

My uncle is a gagy biba. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still takes two hours to get dressed.

That kid in my class is a gagy biba. He takes 10 minutes to walk from the bus to the classroom.

My cat is a gagy biba. It just sits there and eats my socks.

A living snack bag who either sits there like a rock or shuffles around like a tired turtle. They’re usually loud and messy.

My dad is a gagy biba. He eats a whole bag of chips and still takes 20 minutes to get up.

That guy at the mall is a gagy biba. He’s been walking around for an hour and still hasn’t found a store.

My sister is a gagy biba. She eats a whole pizza and still takes two hours to get ready.