gagutz

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A brainless chunk of meat who thinks they're the main character. Also known as a head that looks like it got hit by a melon.

My cousin is a gagutz. He tried to fix my Wi-Fi and made it worse.

That guy at the gym is a gagutz. He flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My teacher called me a gagutz because I spilled pizza on my math test.

A person so clueless, they think a toaster is a time machine. Also a head that looks like it was squashed by a banana.

My neighbor is a gagutz. He tried to mow the lawn and ran over his dog.

That kid in class is a gagutz. He answered the question with a question.

My brother is a gagutz. He tried to cook and burned down the kitchen.

A human who thinks they’re fancy but can’t even tie their shoes. Also a head that looks like it got hit by a melon twice.

My friend is a gagutz. He tried to build a treehouse and it fell apart.

That guy at the store is a gagutz. He asked for ‘the big one’ and got a watermelon.

My mom called me a gagutz because I forgot my homework again.