Gagungas

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A man’s junk. Also known as a meat cone. Used for making babies and getting yelled at by angry dads.
My uncle’s gagunga is so big, it could double as a meat locker.
He tried to hide his gagunga under his shirt, but it poked through like a tent pole.
My cousin’s gagunga is so big, it has its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool because he lets his son play baseball and drinks cheap beer.
Mr. Gagunga showed up at the game in a shirt that said 'I survived the 2012 mortgage crisis.'
He tried to coach the team even though he didn’t know the difference between a strike and a curse.
He brought a cooler full of soda and told the kids it was 'liquid gold.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dad who wears a hat backwards, talks loud, and thinks he’s a boss because he let his son pitch.
He showed up at the game in a mesh cap and a shirt that said 'I work construction, so I get to leave early.'
He tried to warm up his son’s pitch even though the catcher was ready and annoyed.
He told the umpire he was the boss, so he got to call a strike even though it was a ball.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who shows up to every game in a shirt that smells like old pizza and talks too much.
He showed up with a shirt that said 'I love my son's team' and it was stained with spaghetti sauce.
He yelled at the pitcher for missing a throw, even though the pitcher was six years old.
He told the kids his job was 'cool' even though it was just moving bricks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dad who thinks he’s a legend because he lets his son play baseball and brings snacks.
He brought a cooler full of soda and said it was 'the best snacks in the league.'
He told the kids he had a 'legendary job' even though it was just painting walls.
He got yelled at by the coach for warming up the pitcher even though the catcher was ready.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who wears knock-off sunglasses, talks like a tough guy, and brings snacks for the team.
He showed up with knock-off Oakleys and a shirt that said 'I work construction, so I get to leave early.'
He told the kids he was a 'tough guy' even though he had a voice like a squeaky door.
He brought the best snacks, but he also yelled at the umpire for no reason.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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