gaguette

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A big pile of fancy fat on your junk. It’s like getting a meat pie shoved up your butt while someone else gets choked.
My cousin got guaguette at the party and now he’s crying like a baby.
She got guaguette at the restaurant and it was the worst date ever.
He got guaguette at the club and now he smells like a dead goat.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Grabbing their neck like a chokehold and not letting go. It’s like a wrestling match but you’re the loser.
He grabbed her neck like a madman at the bar.
She choked him during the dance and no one stopped her.
They both grabbed each other’s necks and it turned into a full-on food fight.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Forcing pâté down their throat like they owe you money. It’s like giving a baby a whole cake and watching them explode.
He fed pâté to his friend and now he’s talking like a frog.
She forced pâté down her brother’s throat and he screamed like a girl.
They fed pâté to the dog and it ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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