gagtivate

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when you make someone throw up just by doing something so gross it makes their throat scream
I saw my cousin eat a whole raw hot dog in the trash. He gagged so hard he almost bit his tongue.
My mom tried to eat a pizza that had been left out for a week. She looked like she was trying to breathe through a sock.
My friend licked a doorknob that hadn’t been cleaned since the 80s. He turned green and ran to the bathroom.
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when you make someone’s stomach revolt because you did something so gross it makes their nose go crazy
My dad tried to eat a plate of spaghetti that had been sitting in the sink for two days. His nose flared up like he was about to cry.
I saw my brother eat a sandwich that had been under a chair for a month. He ran out and threw up in the hallway.
My sister bit into a donut that had been left in the trash for a week. Her nose looked like it was trying to escape her face.
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when you make someone’s face look like it’s about to explode because of something so bad it makes their tongue want to run away
My friend tried to drink a soda that had been sitting in the sun for a day. His face turned red and he looked like he was about to scream.
I saw my cousin eat a piece of pizza that had been left out for a month. His tongue looked like it was trying to escape his mouth.
My brother bit into a taco that had been sitting in the trash for two weeks. His face was so red it looked like it was on fire.
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when you make someone cough so hard they think they’re going to die because you did something so bad it made their throat scream
My mom tried to eat a piece of cake that had been left in the oven for a week. She coughed so hard she looked like she was about to pass out.
I saw my brother try to eat a sandwich that had been sitting in the trash for three days. He coughed so hard he turned blue.
My sister bit into a burger that had been left out in the rain. She coughed so hard she almost fell over.
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when you make someone’s face look like it’s been dipped in mud because you did something so bad it makes their nose go crazy
My dad tried to eat a plate of spaghetti that had been left out in the rain. His face looked like it had been dipped in sludge.
I saw my friend eat a piece of pizza that had been sitting in the trash for a month. His nose was flaring like it was on fire.
My brother tried to drink a soda that had been left in the sun for two days. His face looked like it had been hit by a mud truck.
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when you make someone’s stomach do a backflip because you did something so bad it makes their throat want to scream
My mom tried to eat a piece of cake that had been left in the trash for a week. Her stomach did a backflip and she ran to the bathroom.
I saw my brother eat a sandwich that had been sitting in the trash for two days. His stomach looked like it was doing a dance.
My sister bit into a burger that had been left out in the rain. Her stomach did a backflip and she threw up in the hallway.
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