Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A huge, meaty penis that makes you drool and choke when you try to suck it.

My cousin's cock is a gagsteak. I saw him eat a whole pizza and still couldn't handle it.

She tried to deepthroat him and ended up coughing up her breakfast.

He had a gagsteak and called it a 'mild annoyance.'

2

A sausage-like penis so big it makes you gag and spit everywhere.

I saw my brother’s gagsteak and immediately ran to the bathroom.

He said it was just average, but I had to take a sip of water to survive.

She tried to kiss him and ended up choking on his face.

3

A giant penis that makes you puke and question your life choices.

My friend tried to give me a blowjob and I think I almost died.

He called it a 'morning ritual' and I called it a 'death wish.'

She had to take a breath of fresh air after trying to suck it.

4

A penis so big it makes you gag, cry, and wish you were dead.

She tried to deepthroat him and cried like a baby.

He called it a 'light snack' and I called it a 'nightmare.'

He said it was just average, but I know it was a lie.

5

A meaty cock that makes you choke and wish you had a better life.

He called it a 'cherry on top,' and I called it a 'disaster.'

She tried to suck it and ended up spitting out her teeth.

He said it was just average and I said it was a lie.

6

A huge cock that makes you gag, scream, and hope you never see it again.

He called it a 'morning delight,' and I called it a 'nightmare.'

She tried to eat it and ended up crying.

He said it was just average and I called it a 'lie.'