Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sucking three penises at once like a confused vacuum cleaner

I tried a gagpipe and it felt like my mouth was in a food fight with three guys.

My friend’s gagpipe attempt went wrong when one guy sneezed.

She did a gagpipe and didn’t even blink, it was like she was born for this.

2

When your mouth is a party and three penises are the guests who won’t leave

My gagpipe skills are legendary, people say I could suck a whole football team.

He tried a gagpipe and it looked like his face was about to explode.

She did a gagpipe and the guy next to me said, ‘That’s not fair.’

3

Having three penises in your mouth at the same time like it’s your job

I did a gagpipe and my coworker asked if I was auditioning for a movie.

He tried a gagpipe and it looked like he was about to cry.

She did a gagpipe and the guy said, ‘I’ve never seen anyone do that before.’

4

Sucking three penises at once like you’ve got a mouth full of chaos

She did a gagpipe and the room went silent, like someone died.

He tried a gagpipe and it looked like he was fighting for his life.

My gagpipe attempt was so bad, I got a standing ovation from the bar.

5

Having three penises in your mouth like you’re the main event

I did a gagpipe and the guy said, ‘You’re like a superhero.’

She tried a gagpipe and it looked like she was in pain but also enjoying it.

He did a gagpipe and the bar started a chant, ‘More! More! More!’

6

Sucking three penises at once like you're a mouth with a side hustle

My gagpipe skills are so good, people think I do it for money.

He tried a gagpipe and it looked like his mouth was on fire.

She did a gagpipe and the guy said, ‘You’re a beast.’