Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so desperate for a girlfriend you'd rather fight a dragon than admit you're single.

'ECP again? I'd rather eat my own foot than let you win.'

He called me ECP because I said I was still single.

She said ECP and I threw a pizza at her.

2

A problem so bad it makes your life feel like a bad movie where everyone yells.

'ECP? I swear if you say that one more time I'll fail math.'

He texted me ECP because he couldn't handle being single.

She used ECP in a group chat and we all laughed until the teacher came in.

3

The reason you stay up late crying about love when you could be sleeping.

'ECP again? I'm crying in my cereal.'

He said ECP because he saw his ex with someone new.

She called me ECP during lunch and I got in trouble.

4

A problem so big it could make your dog quit on you.

'ECP? My dog left me for my neighbor.'

He called me ECP because he couldn't get a date.

She used ECP in a tweet and it went viral.

5

When you're so bad at getting a girlfriend it's like you're trying to catch a fish with your bare hands.

'ECP? I tried to catch a fish and it ran away.'

He said ECP because he asked a girl out and she said no.

She used ECP in a DM and I replied with a meme.

6

A problem so bad it could make your mom side with your enemy.

'ECP? My mom picked my enemy over me.'

He called me ECP because he lost his mom's support.

She used ECP and her mom laughed at her.