Gagoyle

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A person who worships Lady Gaga like she’s a god and probably has a shrine in their sock drawer

I’m a Gagoyle. I pray to Lady Gaga before I eat breakfast.

My mom thinks I’m crazy for having a Lady Gaga shrine in my closet.

I showed up to school in a meatball hat. My teacher gave me a D.

Somebody who thinks Lady Gaga is the best thing since sliced bread and probably would fight you for a slice

I would fight you for a slice of bread if Lady Gaga said so.

Lady Gaga is better than your mom’s cooking. End of story.

I’ve got a Lady Gaga tattoo. You got a chicken nugget tattoo. That’s not a fight.

A person who follows Lady Gaga so hard they might as well be her personal meatball

I’m her meatball. I eat meatballs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I once cried when Lady Gaga didn’t sing at a concert. I cried meatballs.

I tried to talk to Lady Gaga. She just said, ‘You’re my meatball.’

Someone who acts like Lady Gaga is their personal hero and probably wears a wig just like her

I wear a wig to school because Lady Gaga told me to.

My hero is Lady Gaga. She’s my hero. You’re not.

I tried to sing like Lady Gaga. My voice sounded like a dying meatball.

A person who is so into Lady Gaga they probably think meatballs are sacred and you’re an idiot for not knowing that

Meatballs are sacred. You don’t know that? You’re an idiot.

I believe in meatballs. I believe in Lady Gaga. I believe in you. You’re an idiot.

Lady Gaga said meatballs are sacred. That’s a fact. You’re an idiot.

A human being who acts like Lady Gaga is their best friend and probably texts her more than they text their mom

I text Lady Gaga more than I text my mom. My mom is sad.

Lady Gaga is my best friend. My mom is just my mom.

I once texted Lady Gaga at 2 a. m. She replied. My mom didn’t.