Gagosian, gagoUsian, gagosiaN

I went to his gallery and it was just a bunch of big, ugly paintings. I asked him what they meant and he said, 'It’s about chaos.' I said, 'You’re just rich and confused.'

He bought a painting for a million dollars and then said it was 'the most chaotic thing he’d ever seen.'

He tried to explain modern art to his dog. The dog didn’t care.

He walked into the art show and everyone else stopped talking. He looked at the painting and said, 'This is just a mess.'

He tried to talk about art at a dinner party and made the whole table feel like they failed art class.

He showed up to a meeting and said, 'This is the worst plan I’ve ever seen.' Everyone else left.

He called his dog ‘Picasso’ and then yelled at it when it didn’t paint the walls.

He bought a painting for a million dollars and then told the artist it was ‘overrated.’

He walked into a restaurant and said, 'This place is just a mess.' The chef left.