gagortion

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a baby-shaped punchline that gets ruined before it can even leave the womb

My mom tried to explain abortion to me and now I just think it's a fancy word for a gagortion

The teacher said we were going to learn about pregnancy and I passed out

My little brother asked what a gagortion was and I said it's when your mom eats your baby for breakfast

when your baby decides to come out after you already left the hospital

I had a gagortion and my mom said I was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to her

My friend had a gagortion and now her baby is my cousin

My dad said I was a gagortion and I threw a tantrum for two hours

a joke that gets ruined before it even gets to the punchline

I told a joke and my brother ruined it before I even finished

My mom started laughing before I even said the punchline

My teacher ruined my joke before I could even finish the setup

when your stomach and uterus get married and your baby becomes your breakfast

My mom said my gagortion was the worst thing she ever did

I threw up my baby and my mom said I was the worst sibling ever

My sister had a gagortion and now she throws up her baby every morning