Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you flirt with a girl by saying she’s so ugly it makes you want to vomit

You: I can't even look at you without wanting to puke

You: Your face is so bad it's a crime

You: I'd rather eat a rat than look at you

2

You say she's so gross it’s like watching a dog eat a sock

You: Watching you is like watching a dog eat a sock

You: You’re so ugly I’d rather fight a dragon

You: Your face is like a broken toaster

3

You call her so ugly it’s like she’s covered in poop and glitter

You: You look like someone stuck poop and glitter on your face

You: You’re so ugly I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam

You: Your face is like a disaster zone

4

You make her feel like she's the reason the moon is broken

You: You're so ugly the moon is crying

You: Your face is so bad it broke the moon

You: You're so bad the moon got a divorce

5

You tell her she’s so ugly it’s like she was made by a drunk toddler

You: You look like a drunk toddler made you

You: You're so bad it's like a toddler threw up on you

You: You're like a baby who failed art class