Gagoosh

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What you scream when you stab your friend's wizard in the face and he dies instantly.

I just gagooshed my friend's wizard and he exploded like a piñata full of curses.

I killed the dragon with one hit and yelled 'Gagoosh!' so loud the dungeon shook.

I crit my opponent and screamed 'Gagoosh!' so loud the DM gave me extra gold.

What you shout when you see a giant, hairless, squishy meat tunnel that’s also covered in glitter.

I walked into the tavern and saw my friend’s girlfriend’s vagina and yelled 'Gagoosh!' like I just won the lottery.

My buddy showed me a picture of his ex’s vagina and I screamed 'Gagoosh!' like it was a horror movie.

I saw my coworker’s wife’s vagina and I yelled 'Gagoosh!' so loud the boss gave me a warning.

A magical, stinky, sticky thing that makes you feel like you’ve been dipped in a meaty, greasy, sweaty sandwich.

That asian girl’s tuna center was so good, I yelled 'Gagoosh!' like I just ate a whole buffet.

I got hit by a laced punch and yelled 'Gagoosh!' because it felt like I was eating a burger made of my soul.

I got hit with a laced spell and screamed 'Gagoosh!' like I was being dipped in hot sauce.