gagoop

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A gagoop is how long it takes a drunk person to drink a whole beer like it’s their last meal before being thrown out of a bar.

I finished my beer in one gagoop. The bartender gave me a standing ovation and a free shot.

My friend’s gagoop was so loud, the barista at the coffee shop next door called the cops.

I drank three beers in one gagoop. My stomach is now a war zone.

A gagoop is when you chug a drink so fast, your face looks like it’s about to explode, and your brain is screaming for mercy.

I did a gagoop in front of my boss. He fired me and gave me a raise.

My cousin’s gagoop was so wild, the dog ran away in fear.

I did a gagoop at a party and now everyone calls me ‘The Beast’.

A gagoop is the amount of time it takes for your brain to go from ‘meh’ to ‘why am I alive?’ after one beer.

After my first gagoop, I started singing opera and crying at the same time.

My gagoop was so strong, my neighbor came over to ask if I was dying.

I did a gagoop and now I think I’m a superhero.

A gagoop is when you drink so fast, your throat feels like it’s on fire and your friend yells at you for being a fool.

I did a gagoop and my throat is still burning. My friend called me a ‘drinking idiot’.

During my gagoop, I accidentally yelled ‘I am the night!’ and no one believed me.

I did a gagoop in the middle of the street and got a ticket for being a ‘drunk mess’.

A gagoop is when you drink a beer so fast, your whole body shakes like a dog with a bad case of the shivers.

I did a gagoop and my whole body shook like I had a ghost inside me.

My gagoop was so strong, my mom came to the bar to check on me.

I did a gagoop and now my arms feel like they’re made of bricks.