Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a gagoon is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the gays and doesn’t know when to shut up.

My cousin is a gagoon. He talks about his ex every day like he’s still in love.

At the party, the gagoon started a dance-off with a chicken.

He called me a gagoon because I like pizza and also like boys.

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a gagoon is a guy who thinks he’s hot and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.

The gagoon tried to flirt with my mom and she just walked away.

He wore a glitter shirt to school and called himself a gagoon.

He texted me, 'You’re a gagoon, I know it.' I blocked him.

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a gagoon is a guy who doesn’t know the difference between love and being stupid.

He said he loved me, then asked me for my phone number like I was his girlfriend.

He cried when his crush didn’t text him back. He’s a gagoon.

He said, 'I’m a gagoon and I’m not sorry.' I said, 'You’re also dumb.'

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a gagoon is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters in the whole world.

He told me everyone else is a gagoon except him. I don’t know why.

He yelled at the teacher because he said the teacher was a gagoon.

He got in a fight with his brother over who was the better gagoon.

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a gagoon is a guy who thinks he’s famous and nobody knows it yet.

He texted me, 'I’m a gagoon and I’m gonna be famous.' I said, 'You’re also loud.'

He posted a video of himself on TikTok and called himself a gagoon.

He thinks he’s a gagoon because he has 3 followers.