gagoogle

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#lazy #research-monkey #coffee-sipping-jerk

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A gagoogle is a human garbage bag who thinks you're their personal research monkey and expects you to do all the work while they sip coffee and laugh at your struggle.

Hey, I need you to find out how to fix my laptop. I'm too busy being cool.

Can you look up the meaning of life? I'm too tired to think.

Do my homework for me. I'm a king, not a student.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagoogle is a person who acts like they're smarter than you, but they're just too lazy to do their own work and make you do it instead.

Why didn’t you just Google it? I told you to do your own research.

You’re supposed to be the smart one. I’m the idiot who needs help.

I’m not your personal brain. Go think for yourself.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagoogle is someone who treats you like their personal robot and makes you do all their thinking while they sit there like a useless donut.

Can you figure out how to get this app to work? I don’t even know what a button is.

I’m too busy being cool to think. You do it.

Find out what time the movie starts. I’m too lazy to check my phone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagoogle is a person who thinks they're the boss of you and makes you do their thinking like you're their personal brain cell.

Figure it out. I’m not your brain cell.

You’re my personal brain. Do my thinking for me.

I don’t want to think. You do it. I’m the boss.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagoogle is a human who acts like you’re their personal brain and makes you think for them like they’re the most important person in the world.

I’m too important to do my own thinking. You do it.

Can you figure out why my phone is broken? I’m too cool to know.

I need you to do my thinking because I’m a royal pain.

by Slangipedia 3d ago