Gagoals

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F***ing jerks who think they're special just because they have a plan.

My cousin got a degree and still thinks he's rich.

My neighbor bought a Tesla and now he thinks he's a rockstar.

My dad quit his job to start a pizza business and now he's stuck with a dead mouse in the oven.

People who think they're going somewhere, but they're just going to fail slowly.

My friend tried to be a YouTuber and now he's just watching cat videos.

My mom took up knitting and now she's knitting a blanket that's bigger than her house.

My brother started a gym and now he's just doing burpees in a closet.

Wankers who think life is a competition and they're the only ones playing.

My coworker got promoted and now he talks to the coffee machine.

My neighbor started a podcast and now he's just yelling at his dog.

My uncle became a CEO and now he's crying in a bathroom.

Morons who think they're on a mission, but they're just walking around confused.

My friend started a band and now he's just singing in the shower.

My cousin became a chef and now he's burning toast in a restaurant.

My brother started a business and now he's selling socks to his cat.

B***h***s who think they're about to become rich, but they're just about to become broke.

My uncle started a farm and now he's just feeding cows with his savings.

My mom started a blog and now she's just writing about her cat's bad hair day.

My friend became a influencer and now he's just asking for likes on a photo of a pizza.