Gagnorbly

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A man who looks like he could beat you up with his bare hands and still have time to laugh.
My cousin is a gagnorbly. He once broke a chair just to show me who was boss.
That guy at the gym is a gagnorbly. He lifts weights like they’re his enemies.
My dad calls my brother a gagnorbly because he eats two pizzas and still has energy to fight.
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A guy so tough, he could survive a bear attack and still make a joke about it.
My neighbor is a gagnorbly. He wrestled a bear once and won.
That man at the bar is a gagnorbly. He drank 10 beers and still talked sense.
My brother’s friend is a gagnorbly. He ran a marathon and then ate a whole cake.
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A man so manly, he doesn’t even need a beard to look cool.
My uncle is a gagnorbly. He doesn’t even wear a shirt and still looks like a king.
That guy at the park is a gagnorbly. He lifts rocks like they’re nothing.
My friend’s dad is a gagnorbly. He eats a whole chicken and still has time to laugh.
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