Gagnier

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A guy who tries to charm you with stupid lines and smells like old socks. He wears heals like a damn woman and thinks he's a tough guy. He'll cry about his ex while drunk and tell you he loves the Packers like it's a religion.
'Hey baby, do you want to go to the movies?' I said. He said, 'Only if you promise to never leave me.' I ran away.
He tried to impress me by drinking six whiskeys and crying about his dead cat.
He asked me to marry him in a parking lot. I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the store.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. His favorite number is 69, and he'll try to take you to the beach just so he can stare at your legs the whole time.
He texted me, 'I'm coming to the beach, and I will not stop looking at your legs.' I said, 'You're already ugly.'
He tried to duck me at the beach. I said, 'You're not a duck, you're a chicken.'
He asked me to be his 'number 69 partner.' I said, 'You're number 69 in my list of dumb guys.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay kid who's name is so stupid it makes you want to vomit. He probably cries when he gets a B on his math test and still thinks he's the best at everything.
He texted me, 'Gagnier is the best name ever. I'm going to be rich one day.' I said, 'You're going to be rich in embarrassment.'
He cried in the hallway because his crush didn't text him back.
He told me he was going to be a famous singer. I said, 'You're going to be famous in the school counselor's office.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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