gagnet

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A guy who’s so straight he makes gay guys want to punch him. Straight ladies usually think he’s a waste of oxygen.

My cousin’s got the gagnet. He’s so straight he thinks glitter is a trap.

I’ve got the gagnet. I don’t know why everyone stares at me like I’m a crime scene.

That guy at the gym has the gagnet. He flexes like he’s trying to scare off a unicorn.

When your throat is so obsessed with a penis it acts like it’s in love.

My throat has the gagnet. It sees a penis and forgets how to swallow.

That guy’s throat has the gagnet. It’s been staring at his penis for three hours.

I told my throat to stop with the gagnet. Now it’s texting the guy’s penis.