Gagne

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The ass-kicking closer for the Dodgers. He’s got the Cy Young award and wears stupid goggles like a lunatic.
'Gagne came in and shut the game down like he was wearing a helmet of rage.'
'That guy with the goggles is the reason we won the game.'
'Gagne’s goggles are so weird, I thought he was about to levitate.'
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The dog of the Dodgers. He’s the guy who comes in and barks at the other team until they cry.
'The dog came in and barked so loud, the other team’s pitcher cried.'
'Gagne’s the dog, and he’s got a bark that can shake the stadium.'
'I wish I had a dog like Gagne when I’m doing math.'
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A smelly, annoying person who hates kids and thinks they’re annoying little brats.
'That guy in the hall is a snotty brat who hates kids.'
'He’s the worst. He looks at kids like they’re annoying little pests.'
'That guy is so snotty, he probably hates puppies.'
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When a pitcher loses a game in the final innings like they’re being paid to lose.
'He blew the game in the ninth like he was on a lunch break.'
'The pitcher was paid to lose and he didn’t even try.'
'That guy let the game slip away like he was tired of winning.'
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When a relief pitcher lets the lead slip away like it’s a hot potato and he’s got a death wish.
'Gagne let the lead slip like he had a death wish.'
'That guy had a lead and threw it out like it was a fire hazard.'
'He let the lead go like it was a hot potato and he hated it.'
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Nev is a total goth who thinks she’s the king of the dark. She likes Pink Floyd and will help you with math, but only if you don’t bother her.
'Nev’s the goth queen and she doesn’t need your help.'
'She listens to Pink Floyd like it’s a religion.'
'If you bother her in math class, you’ll get nothing done.'
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That guy who’s so weird, people laugh at him just for fun and no real reason.
'He’s the weirdo who people laugh at just for fun.'
'That dude is so weird, he makes math class worse.'
'People make fun of him like he’s a walking joke.'
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