Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So gross it makes you want to vomit and swear at God.

I ate that expired pizza and now I'm cursing my existence.

The smell of his socks made me gag and call him a f***ing disaster.

That chicken came out of the fryer looking like it had been through a war.

2

So nasty it makes your face look like it's trying to escape your body.

That milk tasted like it had been sitting in a landfill for years.

She licked the plate and now I'm questioning my life choices.

The food looked like it had been hit by a truck and left in the rain.

3

So bad it makes your stomach think it's been kidnapped by a f***ing monster.

That coffee tasted like it had been brewed by a mad scientist.

He ate the whole cake and now he's screaming at the sky.

The soup looked like it had been attacked by a zombie.

4

So foul it makes your nose try to run away from your face.

The smell of his breath made me want to dive into a lake.

That cheese was so bad I had to pray for my soul.

She smelled like she had been living in a garbage can for a month.

5

So revolting it makes your tongue want to commit suicide.

That gum was so old it had a life of its own.

He ate the entire burger and now he's crying like a baby.

The cake looked like it had been stepped on by a giant.

6

So bad it makes your brain think it's been f***ed by a toilet.

That cereal tasted like it had been left in a hot car for a week.

She drank the juice and now she's making a death threat to the fruit.

The meat looked like it had been kissed by a rat.