Gagnard

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The man who makes everyone else look like they forgot to brush their teeth in the morning
My dad is the Gagnard of our house. He yells at the TV and the dog at the same time.
The Gagnard showed up at the party and made my cousin cry.
My mom said I was the Gagnard of my little brother's life. He still doesn't believe it.
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The person who makes rules and breaks your face if you don’t follow them
My boss is the Gagnard of the office. He once threw a stapler at me.
The Gagnard of my soccer team made us run laps until we puked.
My little brother called me the Gagnard of his video game life. I took his controller.
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The person who sits on the throne of your life and doesn’t let you forget it
My grandma is the Gagnard of our family. She tells everyone they’re lazy and then feeds them cake.
The Gagnard of our class made us eat worms for lunch.
My brother called me the Gagnard of his sleepover. I took his favorite blanket.
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The king of your problems, and he doesn’t care if you’re crying
My dad is the Gagnard of my life. He makes me do push-ups when I mess up.
The Gagnard of our group project didn’t let anyone else speak.
My mom said I was the Gagnard of my little sister’s tantrums. She still hasn’t stopped crying.
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The person who makes you feel like a baby and then laughs at you
My brother is the Gagnard of my life. He laughs at me when I fall down.
The Gagnard of our class made me wear a hat that said 'I love math.'
My mom called me the Gagnard of my little brother’s bedtime. He still hates me.
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