Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stuff that comes out when a man gets really excited and can't control himself.

He said he was going to take a nap, but then he sprayed it on the couch.

She texted him: 'You did that on purpose.'

He tried to hide it under his shirt, but it came out anyway.

2

The liquid version of a man's happy accident.

He said he was just tired, but his pants told a different story.

She found it on the floor and took a picture.

He tried to blame the dog, but the dog didn't even flinch.

3

The messy result of a man’s happy surprise.

He said he was just having fun, but his shirt was soaked.

She sent him a video of it and said, 'This is your new logo.'

He tried to clean it up, but it only made it worse.

4

The thing that happens when a man can't hold it in anymore.

He said he was just walking, but he left a trail.

She found it in the microwave and took a bite.

He tried to hide it in a bag, but it leaked everywhere.

5

What a man lets out when he’s too happy to think straight.

He said he was just eating, but he covered the table.

She took a photo and posted it on Instagram.

He tried to explain it, but no one believed him.