gagmaister

I told him I'd finish the project by Friday. He said, 'You're a gagmaister.'

She walked in with a broken phone and a bruise. I knew she was a gagmaister.

He texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I wanted to go to the store. I said, 'You're a gagmaister.'

I just spilled coffee on my shirt. He said, 'You're a gagmaister.'

She tried to fix the printer and now the whole office is broken. Classic gagmaister.

He bought a dog and now the house is a warzone. Gagmaister alert.

He showed up to class with a giant zit and no pants. That's a gagmaister.

She yelled at the mailman and threw a banana. Gagmaister energy.

He brought a cow to the school play. Total gagmaister.

He broke the vending machine and started a fight. Gagmaister for life.

She texted me during a test and said, 'I'm a gagmaister.'

He turned my quiet lunch break into a loud chaos zone. Gagmaister.

He ruined my dinner and my mood. Gagmaister.

She cried in the hallway and made everyone else cry too. Gagmaister.

He brought a flamingo to the meeting. Total gagmaister.

He missed one question on the test and now he's crying. Gagmaister.

She left her shoes in the bathroom and now the whole school is mad. Gagmaister.

He texted me during my nap and said, 'I'm a gagmaister.'