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a situation so gross it makes you want to hurl your guts out and sprint away like you're running from a burning trash can.
My cousin's sock was inside his lunch. I ate it. I now live in regret.
I had to sit next to a guy who smelled like old pizza and a dead raccoon.
The airplane seat was covered in spaghetti and a used napkin.
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a moment so bad you wish you had a time machine just to go back and slap yourself.
I walked into a room and there was a guy eating a cheeseburger with a fork. And he was wearing a hat made of hair.
My teacher made us do a group project with the class clown and the guy who eats pencils.
I had to eat a whole plate of scrambled eggs that looked like something a dog threw up.
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a situation so terrible it makes you want to scream, cry, and throw your shoes at the person responsible.
I had to sit next to my aunt who kept telling me about her cat's bad hair day for an hour.
The cafeteria served mashed potatoes that looked like they were made from a sock.
I had to listen to my brother sing 'Baby Shark' while wearing a unicorn costume.
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a moment so bad it makes you wish you had a portal to another dimension just to escape.
I had to eat a sandwich that had a hair in it and it was from my brother.
I had to sit through a PowerPoint on how to tie a shoelace from my principal.
My dog ate my homework and it came out in a brown pile on the floor.
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a situation so awful it makes you want to run away, hide in a closet, and eat a whole bag of chips.
I had to eat a plate of spaghetti that looked like it came from a raccoon's lunch.
My friend made me try a new flavor of toothpaste and it tasted like dirt.
I had to sit through a presentation about the life cycle of a sock.
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