Gaglio's Razor

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A stupid way to say you like boobs by using fake logic and a lot of dumb words.

I like butt stuff. Girls have butt stuff. I like girls with butt stuff. Basic.

You think you're smart because you used a word that means 'don't make it complicated.' You're not. You're just a guy who likes breasts.

This isn't philosophy. This is a 12-year-old boy trying to sound cool at the mall.

A made-up rule that says if you like boobs, you automatically like all girls. No questions asked.

Boobs = good. Girl = has boobs. Therefore, I like you. Simple math.

He said he liked me because I had boobs. I said, 'You're just a guy who likes boobs.' He said, 'Exactly.'

I don't care if you're a teacher, a cop, or a math genius. If you have boobs, I like you.

A dumb argument that tries to make liking boobs sound smart. It doesn’t work.

He tried to explain his love for me using three sentences and a lot of words I don’t know.

I asked why he liked me. He said, 'Because you have boobs. And I like boobs.' I said, 'That’s not a reason.' He said, 'It is now.'

He gave me a speech about how I had boobs. I gave him a speech about how he was an idiot.