gaglioni

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A real Italian meatball monster who eats pasta like it’s his last meal. You’ll gag trying to say his name and choke on his sausage like it’s a curse.

My nonna said Gaglioni is the only man who can eat a whole plate of spaghetti with one hand.

I tried to say Gaglioni and my tongue got stuck in my throat.

He showed up at the restaurant with a sausage the size of my arm.

The ultimate Italian food legend. He eats pasta so fast it looks like a food fight. Try saying his name and you’ll probably vomit.

Gaglioni ate my whole lasagna in one bite and laughed at me.

I asked him how he pronounces his name, and I got a mouthful of spaghetti.

He challenged me to a meatball eating contest and I lost.

A sausage-swinging Italian who eats pasta like it’s his religion. Say his name wrong and you’ll get a slap and a meatball to the face.

Gaglioni came into my kitchen and ate my whole meal before I even sat down.

I tried to say his name and got a meatball in my mouth.

He swung his sausage at me when I said his name wrong.